Some bosonic and fermionic condensates flow into a bar.....
Today I learned about two entire states of matter that I didn't even know existed; fermionic and bosonic condensates. WHY DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS SHIT!? How could two entire matter-states exist without me knowing about it!? I mean, WOW. This reminds me of the time my mind was totally blown when I learned plasma is a matter-state and not just the shiny shit people in sci-fi movies shoot at each other (Jesus Christ, try saying that five times fast). Didn't learn that in school. NOPE. I had to learn that shit from Wiki-fucking-pedia! And here we are all over again. GODDAMNIT! WHAT ELSE DON'T I KNOW!?
Bose-Einstein condensate: *quantum quantum quantum*
Fermionic condensate: STOP THAT!
Bose-Einstein condensate: No. *quantum quantum quantum*
Fermionic condensate: GOD! This isn't musical quantum states! Can't you sit the fuck still for like five seconds.... IN ONE PLACE, PLEASE!? *suddenly ELECTROMAGNETIC FIELD.... turns into a perfect replica of the Lincoln Monument*
Bose-Einstein condensate: DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK!?
Solid: Dashit is going on here?
Liquid: Hell if I know.
Fermionic condensate: Get thee away, thou overly-viscous knave! *haughty glare*
..I should just
.. really stop. I don't even know
.. WHO LET ME BE AN ADULT. Is there a license for that? If there is, I should have it revoked. PUT ME BACK IN KINDERGARTEN WHERE I BELONG.
Listening to: The screams of dying morons
Watching: Moron death
Drinking: The blood of morons