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The White Aedaha of Empiora by Bobbie-the-Jean The White Aedaha of Empiora by Bobbie-the-Jean
This is a revamp of an older piece. If you like the older version better, relax, it's over in my scraps on FA-link below. I am trying to move away from my signature color scheme, just a little. Sometimes it gets to the point where my art almost looks monochromatic and I want to branch out, try something new, experiment with new color schemes and such.

I also have a new monitor so I'm going to be going back and color correcting a few pieces. I still can't see unfortunately. It's not easy doing art when everything looks like it's vibrating. Will be going to see a neuro-ophthalmologist on January first when my insurance kicks in.

Anyway, this image should look a little lighter than the other one: www.furaffinity.net/view/83455… Yes? Just a little.


60hrs.
Photoshop, Zbrush.
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Satan: What the hell is that thing? Can I bone it?

Me: You don't even know what it is yet but you want to put your dick in it?

Satan: Yep.

Me: Dude, WTF?

Satan: Not even sorry. While we're on the subject, did you know that women have twice as many nerve endings in the cleetoris than guys do in the peenor? Color me jealous.

Me: Yeah but you have an easy grip handle, we have to go spelunking.

Satan: Touché. I do not envy you... oh wait, yeah, still do. I hereby revoke your touché.

Me: So what, do you wish you were a woman or something?

Satan: More or less. I am a male lesbian. A lesbiman! BUAHAHAHA!

Me: Well, that's....... interesting. Thanks for sharing.

Satan: I aim to please!

Me: You've got shitty aim.

Satan: ............... BBBAAAAAAADDDDDDD IMAGERY. BAD, BAD IMAGERY!

Me: *face palm*

Satan: So anyway, you're a chick.... wanna switch bodies?

Me: ............ I would rather shove my eyeballs up my own ass and write a 20 page MLA format paper on what the inside of my ANUS looks like.

Satan: Zeesh! Why not? I'm hot. You're hot. Win/win.

Me: Maybe if you're looking at me through rose colored beer goggles.

Satan: *Takes off the rose colored beer goggles* HOLY CHRISTING MUHAMED THOR ZEUS À LA APHRODITE CREAM PIE, YOU LOOK LIKE MUAMMAR GADDAFI!!!

Me: -______-; Not. Funny.

Satan: Yeah, you're right, that's not funny..... IT'S HILARIOUS! BAHAHAHAH! I crack myself up. So come on, let's switch bodies!

Me: Hell no. Do you really want me in charge of your penis?

Satan: ............Well, there's only so much that can be done with a penis and I've pretty much done it all. I defy you to come up with something I haven't already done.

Me: ..................................... Michelle Bachmann.

Satan: YOU ARE A !@#$%^&*ING LUNATIC.
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Eternities22 Mar 27, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
60 hours? Wow! That explains the immense level of detail here. Maybe if I didn't speedpaint so much, I'd make better artwork. :D
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Bobbie-the-Jean Mar 27, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks. ^__^ But would you believe that speedpainting is actually hard for me? XD I actually wish I could do that better. =P
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Eternities22 Mar 27, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
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The detail... the colours... the shapes... the textures... it's just... beyond words... 
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LucidKitsune Mar 3, 2014   Traditional Artist
Oh my goodness. All that detail is simply stunning! What an amazing and gorgeous painting!
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Bobbie-the-Jean Mar 3, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks. ^__^
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Rhian-Skyblade Jan 31, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Wonderful work :) you got a new fan!
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Bobbie-the-Jean Jan 31, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks. ^__^
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color-freak1 Oct 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
stunning!
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tjentom Oct 18, 2013  Professional Interface Designer
That is HILARIOUS! don't know what's better - the writing or the art. (i do actually, it's the art... no offense) Seriously awe inspiring work! I don't know where to begin if i was going to try!
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Bobbie-the-Jean Oct 18, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
^_^ Thanks. Don't feel bad though. There are quite a few people who watch me specifically for the Satan conversations and don't give a fart about my art. XD

Anyway, it's not as impossible as it might seem. :) It's just a LOT of work and perseverance. If I showed you some of my earliest art, you'd probably lol your ass right off. =P Point is, it's not impossible, especially for someone like you. You've already got a great talent.  I mean wow: tjentom.deviantart.com/art/Nou… That's just gorgeous! So don't short-change yourself. =P
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