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Submitted: July 5, 2012
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Resolution: 960×1280
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The Pure-white Aedaha of Empioraby *Bobbie-the-Jean

Anthro / Digital Media / Painting & Airbrushing

60hrs.
Photoshop, Zbrush.
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Satan: What the hell is that thing? Can I bone it?

Me: You don't even know what it is yet but you want to put your dick in it?

Satan: Yep.

Me: Dude, WTF?

Satan: Not even sorry. While we're on the subject, did you know that women have twice as many nerve endings in the cleetoris than guys do in the peenor? Color me jealous.

Me: Yeah but you have an easy grip handle, we have to go spelunking.

Satan: Touché. I do not envy you... oh wait, yeah, still do. I hereby revoke your touché.

Me: So what, do you wish you were a woman or something?

Satan: More or less. I am a male lesbian. A lesbiman! BUAHAHAHA!

Me: Well, that's....... interesting. Thanks for sharing.

Satan: I aim to please!

Me: You've got shitty aim.

Satan: ............... BBBAAAAAAADDDDDDD IMAGERY. BAD, BAD IMAGERY!

Me: *face palm*

Satan: So anyway, you're a chick.... wanna switch bodies?

Me: ............ I would rather shove my eyeballs up my own ass and write a 20 page MLA format paper on what the inside of my ANUS looks like.

Satan: Zeesh! Why not? I'm hot. You're hot. Win/win.

Me: Maybe if you're looking at me through rose colored beer goggles.

Satan: *Takes off the rose colored beer goggles* HOLY CHRISTING MUHAMED THOR ZEUS À LA APHRODITE CREAM PIE, YOU LOOK LIKE MUAMMAR GADDAFI!!!

Me: -______-; Not. Funny.

Satan: Yeah, you're right, that's not funny..... IT'S HILARIOUS! BAHAHAHAH! I crack myself up. So come on, let's switch bodies!

Me: Hell no. Do you really want me in charge of your penis?

Satan: ............Well, there's only so much that can be done with a penis and I've pretty much done it all. I defy you to come up with something I haven't already done.

Me: ..................................... Michelle Bachmann.

Satan: YOU ARE A !@#$%^&*ING LUNATIC.

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joy 6 6

wow 2 2

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~wisahkecahk Apr 8, 2013

lol!!!!!what a hilarious description!!!!!
seriously though-this is a spectacularly gorgeous,magical piece of artwork-RESPECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i love the fantasy elements in here and the main character is mezmerizing to behold!instant favorite!!!!!!!!!!!