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Submitted: October 22, 2008
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The Market Placeby *Bobbie-the-Jean

Anthro / Digital Media / Painting & Airbrushing

References and closeups here: [link]

Satan: Awwwwww, how adorabBLARRRFFFGH!!!! I hate you forever.

Me: Does this mean that when I die I won't go to hell?

Satan: I think I'll damn you to Chuck E Cheese's for all eternity instead.

Me: Oh Please dear god NO! Anything but that!

Satan: This was a perfect opportunity to paint titties and you didn't. You fail at art. Why couldn't you just stick one in there and claim that it's a sweet scene of child on mother breast sucking action?

Me: How the hell did you manage to make a grade A first-class Kodak moment sound like a scene from a really bad porno?

Satan: It's a proven fact that 98.2% of all furries like boobs and 89.9% of humans in general like boobs, even children, straight females, and sometimes republicans!

Me: It's also true that up to 80% of all statistics are bullshit. Does that statistic include itself? Holy shit. *boggle boggle boggle*

Satan: Well, could you please put at least one boob in there? It will add more visual interest to this piece.

Me: How about I add some visual interest to your face? >8{

Satan: Oh, aha, ha, ha, ha. I hope you don't think you scare me. *inches away*

Me: Hah ha, you just shat a brick? intimidated?

Satan: NO, and I did not "shit a brick." *checks pants*

Me: Dude, you just shat an entire pueblo city. Do I make you uncomfortable?

Satan: Your complete and utter unwillingness to put boobs in any of your paintings makes me uncomfortable. I wonder sometimes if you're actually an alien from a planet that has no boobs.

Me: Yeah, you caught me. My home planet is suffering from a severe boob drought which is only compounded by the virulent vagina famine. Terrible.

Satan: Terrible doesn't even begin to describe it. You have my sincerest sympathies.

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Given 2009-01-17

The Market Place by ~Bobbie-the-JeanIs a piece suggested by several people here on dA. This artist has always captivated me with her stunning demonstration of tone, lighting, form, and exquisite detail. She is a genius when it comes to form and tone, and has a brilliant sense of color and lighting. The details here are mind-blowing, and keep your eyes from leaving the image. She works the elements of art and design fantastically! This is a beautiful illustration, emotive and timeless. ( Featured by ^Katmomma )

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*IVXxChimeraxXVI May 6, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

This looks like a scene from Sweeney Todd.

*Bobbie-the-Jean May 6, 2013 Professional Digital Artist

Did you not notice the link with the reference photos in it?

*IVXxChimeraxXVI May 6, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

No. I usually don't look into the description of stuff on here unless I'm really curious. Sorry.

*Bobbie-the-Jean May 6, 2013 Professional Digital Artist

I didn't mean that to sound snarky at all. I just realized that could be taken the wrong way. I apologize if I came off that way. But yes. Good eye, good catch.