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Satan: Awwwwww, how adorabBLARRRFFFGH!!!! I hate you forever.

Me: Does this mean that when I die I won't go to hell?

Satan: I think I'll damn you to Chuck E Cheese's for all eternity instead.

Me: Oh Please dear god NO! Anything but that!

Satan: This was a perfect opportunity to paint titties and you didn't. You fail at art. Why couldn't you just stick one in there and claim that it's a sweet scene of child on mother breast sucking action?

Me: How the hell did you manage to make a grade A first-class Kodak moment sound like a scene from a really bad porno?

Satan: It's a proven fact that 98.2% of all furries like boobs and 89.9% of humans in general like boobs, even children, straight females, and sometimes republicans!

Me: It's also true that up to 80% of all statistics are bullshit. Does that statistic include itself? Holy shit. *boggle boggle boggle*

Satan: Well, when you eventually come down from your vat of cocaine and NyQuil-induced high, could you please put at least one boob in there? It will add more visual interest to this piece.

Me: How about I add some visual interest to your face there buddy?

Satan: Oh, aha, ha, ha, ha. I hope you don't think you scare me. *inches away*

Me: Why did you just shit a fucking brick?

Satan: I did not.

Me: Dude, you just shat an entire pueblo city. Do I make you uncomfortable?

Satan: Your complete and utter unwillingness to put boobs in any of your paintings makes me uncomfortable. I wonder sometimes if you're actually an alien from a planet that has no boobs.

Me: Yeah, you caught me. My home planet is suffering from a severe boob drought which is only compounded by the virulent vagina famine. Terrible.

Satan: Terrible doesn't even begin to describe that situation. You have my sincerest sympathies.