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(MAJOR revamp)

Me: This is a lamia.

Satan: Really? No shit! I thought it was a toaster oven. How the hell does she move around?

Me: She can motivate over land, in water, and through the air via advanced telekinetic abilities.

Satan: You know, her ass would get tangled in some trees or something.

Me: Probably. I can't help it; I like long tails.

Satan: And eye-bleedingly bright colors. What does she eat? What does she do for a living? Is she single? straight? Gay? Bi? Inquiring penises want to know.

Me: Her favorite foods are seaweed, clay, eucalyptus leaves, tapir meat, volcanic ash, Dandelions, goat milk, and birch bark. As for what she does, I'll just say that she's one of many players in a multifaceted eternal game of chess. Oh and her name is Lai I'Lhania. It means 'Many Colors' in her native tongue.

Satan: Does she have a verjinga under that loincloth?

Me: No. It's just an ornamental garb.

Satan: BLASPHEMY! I hold you in contempt.

Me: Relax, she's got one. It's all the way at the end of her tail.

Satan: Great. So if I want to rape her, I have to go chasing after it like a fucking cat toy.

Me: Sucks to be you.

Satan: I could use a tuna net! Rape and dolphin killing all in one shot. I so totally rule at this job.

Me: Which job? Being Rush Limbaugh?

Satan: No! Being evi... oh, I see what you did there. Ha ha ha. Very funny.
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:iconluka1184:
Major! You can say that again. Man, you're amazing at painting!
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*Bobbie-the-Jean Feb 13, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Dawwww. ^__^; You're too kind.
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:iconluka1184:
No, I just found the perfect unknown best artist xD ... or maybe I am?
I like to find those shiny gems overshadowed by the big artists who does nothing but giant dragons. Which I don't get at all :/

Anyways, thank you too!
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*SeriantSlyjarr Sep 24, 2011  Student Photographer
Hello, your picture figures in my "Marmaids" journal. Very good work, congratulate!:bow:[link]
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~happyblueimp Aug 27, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
Ooooh my gosh! The details in this are stunning! The colors are fantastic as well. Excuse me while I spend the next 20 minutes enjoying this beautiful piece of work. :heart:
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:iconmissadventuresinmw:
i cant stop looking at this
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*Bobbie-the-Jean Jul 27, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
:3 Thanks. :D
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~sorcerer-zhora Jul 26, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
its so beautiful
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:iconflobear777:
"Which job? Being Rush Limbaugh?" BAHHAHAHA!!! *wipes tears away. that was great. And your art's amazing too!
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*Rynn19 Jul 15, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh wow! Absolutly love this one. Beautiful colors, great character design. :clap:
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