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Hooks Are Bad by Bobbie-the-Jean Hooks Are Bad by Bobbie-the-Jean
Satan: AW COME ON!!! You painted over the nipples! Why ruin a perfectly good pair of tits? That pisses me off.

Me: I can sympathize. When General Mills changed the shape of Trix from perfectly good spheres to fruit shapes I got all kinds of pissed off. Why the hell would they do that?

Satan: Are you joking? I hope you're joking. Because if you're not joking, I'm not even going to wait for you to die, I'm just going to come up there and snatch your silly ass.

Me: It probably increased the price of the cereal, added more chemicals to the mix, and it didn't make the cereal taste any better.

Satan: I have a special place in hell for you, my friend.

Me: You have a special place in hell for anyone who isn't Jesus Christ.

Satan: I DEMAND you put nipples on there or you will burn forever in a lake of YAK SHIT! Also, I have noticed a conspicuous absence of vagina.

Me: It's all the way at the end of her tail.

Satan: *Whips out magnifying glass.* I don't see it.

Me: That's because I didn't paint it. It's a philosophical vagina.

Satan: PHWUT!? That would be great if I had a philosophical DICK, but I don't, I have an ACTUAL dick and it wants ACTUAL va-cha-cha! NOW! >8{

Me: Nasty. No wonder they threw your ass out of heaven.

Satan: That's actually a myth. I left. God was a horrible roommate. He kept smiting all my stuff and he snores like a megaphone fucking a buzzsaw. You could hear that bastard from the other side of the universe, I shit you not. And he always eats my ice cream.

Me: Dude, why do you think chocolate Exlax was invented? Surely you don't think they were just trying to put a tasty spin on constipation relief?

Satan: Good point.
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:iconknowhowwho:
Hooks are bad m'kay.
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Aellostriker2 Feb 26, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
what a vibrantly colorful mermaid~<3
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the-Loony Oct 10, 2012  Student General Artist
aaaaaaaaaaargh.. eye cancer!
i agree with satan, you really have a love for extreme color! x)
iīd like it a bit more harmonic or just less saturated....but thatīs my personal taste of course.

technical the painting is magnifique tho ;D
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:icondcwttaoo1:
I'm not what is more awesome you chat with satan; or the this picture of a god damn fucking beautiful mermaid with no tits or vag. Believe it or not, the reason i LOVE mermaids, is because of that: no tits or vag. Its the best of what (an 8 year old kid want) one wants from a girl without all the messy others.

As for satan he is gay anyway, I'm sure its the ass he wants not the vag.

Great Job.
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the-Loony Oct 10, 2012  Student General Artist
she has titts. just lacks nipples :trollface:
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:icondcwttaoo1:
i prefer her that way; all the looks, none of the mess.
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the-Loony Oct 11, 2012  Student General Artist
aw well, but thereīs nothing to play with either =O

well it really does depend on your personal preferences - you seem to be more of the down to business type.
i canīt deny iīm really playful. so nipples for me plz! haha.

maybe church wasnīt entirely wrong in 1500 and there is a bit of satan in us women. *grin*
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:icondcwttaoo1:
You play with their mind! Its more fun that way, then just when you know they know what going on you change everything. LOL

Nipples on humans SURE. Merfolk are merfolk. Just mind fun. Like chess.

HAHAHAHAHHAHA A BIT! *value equals error amount: restarting after memory dump*
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the-Loony Oct 11, 2012  Student General Artist
i see your relation to women is interesting =D
glad for you. haha =P
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:icondcwttaoo1:
*bows* Women are fun.
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