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Photoshop and Painter, 12-15 hours.

Satan: I'd be more than glad to critique this lovely piece of art but my toilet is terribly clogged at the moment...

Me: Thanks for sharing.

Satan: ...by the most colossal terd E V E R !!!

Me: Wow. How'd you get Rush Limbaugh in your toilet?

Satan: Why, I shat him out of course! How else would he get here?

Me: I'm sure he'd find a way if he thought there was Oxycontin to be had.

Satan: Yeah okay great, you're fucking hilarious. Now how do I get rid of him?

Me: Have you tried Draino?

Satan: Draino?

Me: Yeah, you know... that toxic shit you invented for whiny fake goth-chick wannabes to commit suicide with.

Satan: Ah, yes. Tried that already. Didn't work.

Me: Do you have a dumbass-sized toilet plunger?

Satan: I tried that. It was too small. I think I need a fucktard-sized toilet plunger. Let me tryout the one I used on George Bush.... *plunge plunge* Ah HA! It worked!

Me: FABulous, can you crit my work now?

Satan: He's hot. Can I fuck him? Where's the peenor? I want to see undead peenor!

Me: ... I don't even know how to respond to that. Are you at all capable of addressing any subject matter in terms that don't make your dick stand up?

Satan: yeaaaaa- no. Sorry. I can't help it. Staples and peeling flesh are so sexy! Yah?

Me: No. Just no. Although Raziel from the Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver series has a HUGE drooling creepy rabid fangirl following. He hath affirmed the truth of rule 34.

Satan: Why wouldn't he? That voice was so charming! And the no jaw thing, SO handsome! Though he had no peenor which sucked. But that reaver was totally awesome! Very gay raver.

Me: I'm going to go plunge my face in hopes of removing that imagery from my head.

Satan: Make sure you use a crazy person-sized plunger or your efforts will be in vain! Good luck!

Me: *Plunge plunge*
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~SonGaaku Apr 11, 2012
love this very realistic, especially the eye it almost looked real, and then their was the whole raziel reference from legacy of kain, it would have been also funy had satan made a reference to the archangel from the jewish myths but it was still awesome congrats on epicness^^
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~hedgehogtheawesome Jan 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
the picture is beautiful! i never thought id be saying that about frankensteins monster..... i love the description

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~selficide Nov 13, 2011
Just awesome...no more need be said...

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*CannibalisticVampire Oct 31, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Creature really let himself go since the last time I saw him. This is like zombie-Creature status. I mean, he used to have a good head of hair on him. and relatively good skin, for a dead guy...... this is sad. I can't take much more of this. someone please put the damn guy out of his misery already....
oh, and satan, what's your opinion of someone with boobs and a penis? like, double excitement, or is that just too weird for you? just curious...

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*Skaramine Sep 25, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I love your discussions with Satan... almost as much as I love Frankenstein's monster and your wonderful take on him!
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~thelastmagician Apr 21, 2010
That conversation was EPIC.

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Oh, yeah, and the picture's good too. :D

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~LaurenWiles Feb 17, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
I may be getting this tattooed with some lyrics that remind me of Frankenstein's monster.

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~OneClownShoe Jan 13, 2010
Featured here [link] :)

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~Jhumperdink Feb 20, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Van Helsing FTW! awesome drawing, great detail!

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~Fixxen Sep 23, 2008
Gosh, great work, you! He looks very realistic:)

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