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His name is Butterfly and I must have accidentally deleted him out of my gallery at some point. >
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!! ...........fizzle sizzle*
Satan: Bobbie Jean, you are lying! You're just reposting this for extra pageviews! Hahaha. Your ass is mine now!
Me: You mean my ass wasn't yours to begin with? Not even after I poured ketchup on a bible and ate it then dared god to do something about it?
Satan: No. He actually thought that was pretty funny.
Me: Dang. I'm not lying though. I really did accidentally delete this. I swear.
Satan: Mmmm-hmm... How many other things have you accidentally deleted?
Me: I unno. 3 or 4? Come on. Look into my eyes, be honest, and tell me what you think happened.
Satan: You're after pageviews. Now come on. I've got a special place cooked up for pageviewmongers.
Me: Candyland?
Satan: Ummmm... if by Candyland you mean giant rusty toilet filled with boiling yak shit.
Me: Mmmm. Yack shit. My favorite.
Satan: Nice try. Come on, I don't have all day. I've gotta go have a chat with President Bush. Got a real special place cooked up for him too. Hahaha.
Me: Seventh level?
Satan: If by seventh level you mean stuffed up Osama Bin Laden's Guacamole filled ass.
Me: Osama Bin Laden is in hell?
Satan: Oh yeah. He's been dead for ages. All those tapes he made were filmed back in the 1980s... along with some other rather embarrassing things I'm sure he wouldn't want me to mention. *cough dialysis-machine-sex cough*
Me: Oh Satan, you're such a kidder.
Satan: Alrighty then, off we go then.
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!! ...........fizzle sizzle*
Satan: Bobbie Jean, you are lying! You're just reposting this for extra pageviews! Hahaha. Your ass is mine now!
Me: You mean my ass wasn't yours to begin with? Not even after I poured ketchup on a bible and ate it then dared god to do something about it?
Satan: No. He actually thought that was pretty funny.
Me: Dang. I'm not lying though. I really did accidentally delete this. I swear.
Satan: Mmmm-hmm... How many other things have you accidentally deleted?
Me: I unno. 3 or 4? Come on. Look into my eyes, be honest, and tell me what you think happened.
Satan: You're after pageviews. Now come on. I've got a special place cooked up for pageviewmongers.
Me: Candyland?
Satan: Ummmm... if by Candyland you mean giant rusty toilet filled with boiling yak shit.
Me: Mmmm. Yack shit. My favorite.
Satan: Nice try. Come on, I don't have all day. I've gotta go have a chat with President Bush. Got a real special place cooked up for him too. Hahaha.
Me: Seventh level?
Satan: If by seventh level you mean stuffed up Osama Bin Laden's Guacamole filled ass.
Me: Osama Bin Laden is in hell?
Satan: Oh yeah. He's been dead for ages. All those tapes he made were filmed back in the 1980s... along with some other rather embarrassing things I'm sure he wouldn't want me to mention. *cough dialysis-machine-sex cough*
Me: Oh Satan, you're such a kidder.
Satan: Alrighty then, off we go then.
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anywas loving the colouing... and something about his eye is just ace.
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Satan: Nope, sorry. You did the crime, now ya gotta do the time.
Me: Oh come on. Have a heart. 35 PAGEVIEWS!
Satan: Ironic really.
Me: Literally speaking, no its not. It's unfortunate. There's a subtle difference between irony and misfortune that people often miss.
Satan: You're not winning any brownie points by correcting my grammar.
Me: If you let me out, I'll give you a blowjob.
Satan: Sure, if you think you can do better than the bitch I've got dangling off my cock at the moment. COME ON FALWELL SUCK HARDER!
Me: What's he doing down here? Shouldn't he be in heaven?
Satan: Fuck no. God hates evangelicals. GOD DAMNIT I SAID SUCK!!! THIS THING ISN'T A LOLLIPOP YOU KNOW!
Me: *Sigh* Fine. I guess I'll sit it out. My instincts for self-preservation are overriding my desire to get out of here by sucking on your cheese-grater shaped dick. There are worse things than cooking in a vat of boiling yak shit after all. Hey Satan, what do you think I could do to get more pagviews?
Satan: Let's see here. I happen to have this hand-dandy book... "Satan's Favorite Vices". Vore, cub porn, tentacles, fat porn, gay porn, straight porn, BDSM, anime, and anything else that god hates. You see, you paint boring shit that no one in their right mind would want to jack off to. And that's all people really want. Something to flap their fap at.
Me: Damn. So in other words: if I want pageviews, I might as well just hand you my ass and soul on a platter right now then?
Satan: Pretty much.
Satan: Nope, sorry. You did the crime, now ya gotta do the time.
Me: Oh come on. Have a heart. 35 PAGEVIEWS!
Satan: Ironic really.
Me: Literally speaking, no its not. It's unfortunate. There's a subtle difference between irony and misfortune that people often miss.
Satan: You're not winning any brownie points by correcting my grammar.
Me: If you let me out, I'll give you a blowjob.
Satan: Sure, if you think you can do better than the bitch I've got dangling off my cock at the moment. COME ON FALWELL SUCK HARDER!
Me: What's he doing down here? Shouldn't he be in heaven?
Satan: Fuck no. God hates evangelicals. GOD DAMNIT I SAID SUCK!!! THIS THING ISN'T A LOLLIPOP YOU KNOW!
Me: *Sigh* Fine. I guess I'll sit it out. My instincts for self-preservation are overriding my desire to get out of here by sucking on your cheese-grater shaped dick. There are worse things than cooking in a vat of boiling yak shit after all. Hey Satan, what do you think I could do to get more pagviews?
Satan: Let's see here. I happen to have this hand-dandy book... "Satan's Favorite Vices". Vore, cub porn, tentacles, fat porn, gay porn, straight porn, BDSM, anime, and anything else that god hates. You see, you paint boring shit that no one in their right mind would want to jack off to. And that's all people really want. Something to flap their fap at.
Me: Damn. So in other words: if I want pageviews, I might as well just hand you my ass and soul on a platter right now then?
Satan: Pretty much.
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