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*Bobbie-the-Jean

Bobbie Jean Pentecost
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About Me Premium Member Fantasy Artist Bobbie-the-Jean25/Female/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 1 Year
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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Florida, originally from NY
  • Interests: Art, videogames, atheist literature, science, books, being an obnoxious biatch
  • Favourite artist: William Adolfe Bouguereau and Albert Bierstadt
  • Favourite poet or writer: Richard Dawkins, David Mills, Sam Harris
  • Favourite photographer: I HATE CAMERAS! GTFO!
  • Favourite style of art: Anything that looks like the artist actually put effort and care into it
  • Operating System: I will drag my PC with me to hell before I touch a mac. I might consider Linux.
  • MP3 player of choice: i-f*ck, er... ipod. It's handy... if only it HELD THE F*CKING CHARGE for more than 5 seconds
  • Shell of choice: I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you
  • Favourite game: Scrabble: I WIN at Scrabble. VERISIMILITUDE BIATCHES!
  • Favourite gaming platform: Playstation
  • Favourite cartoon character: Daffy Duck, Uncle Scar, Hades (Disney's Herculese), Ursula
  • Personal Quote: What buttnuggetry is THIS!?
  • Tools of the Trade: Graphire Pen, tablet, and broadsword with which I shall inflict stabbity death upon YOU ALL!!!

Is There a Doctor in the House?

Wed Nov 18, 2009, 12:32 PM
Doctor: You're very overweight.

Me: Maybe I should unload some cargo.

Doctor: You should cut your calories and exercise more.

Me: I eat between 1200 and 1500 calories a day and I exercise 2 hours every single day.

Doctor: If that's true, why aren't you losing weight? The pounds should be flying off you!

Me: ((That's why I'm here you dumb bint)) Can I have a referral to an endocrinologist? The pounds -should- be flying off but they are not.

Doctor: The last time we checked you out, everything came back normal. *Incredulous glare*

Me: If I were lying, my blood work would reveal as much but it doesn't. There is a huge discrepancy in that my blood work says I'm a conditioned athlete while my ass is starting to gravitate its own moons. Obviously something is wrong here.

Doctor: Well that's for me to decide isn't it?

Me: So what do you propose?

Doctor: Cut your calories down to 900 a day.

Me: For someone my size and activity level?

Doctor: You're not "suffering" on 1200- 1500 are you? If not then you can cut back to 900.
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Is my GP insane? Or should I really cut my calories down to 900. O___O; Mind you I exercise 2 hours every day; an hour of cardio and an hour of weights except on the weekends when I halve my routine. I'm going to see an endo anyway but so far everyone I've talked to says my GP is nuts. Even the health expert at my gym says that's crazy. I don't know what to think. T___T

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  • Mood: Anger
  • Listening to: The screams of dying morons
  • Watching: Moron death
  • Playing: Whack-a-moron!
  • Eating: Morons
  • Drinking: The blood of morons

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*Agaave Nov 12, 2009, 10:00:41 AM
Thank you for the fav! :iconspinplz:

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If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.

Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.

Icon made by ~Bluehog
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*Gothickatchina Nov 11, 2009, 12:38:33 AM
Nice gallary you are very talented keep up the good work
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~Inigox5 Nov 8, 2009, 1:55:14 PM
You are incredible.

You're talented, smart and brilliantly funny.

You should write a book or something and fill it with your posts. I would buy that for everyone I know...

I hereby present you with a "Win".

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That's what she said
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*Bobbie-the-Jean Nov 8, 2009, 2:02:55 PM
XD Thanks! Maybe I will do that. >;}

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:iconmr-nym:
~Mr-NYM Nov 5, 2009, 5:00:59 PM
I like you.

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not all those who wander are lost
sometimes anger can help you survive
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*Bobbie-the-Jean Nov 5, 2009, 5:05:35 PM
>8} ...that is until you realize I'm an intolerable twat.

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:iconmr-nym:
~Mr-NYM Nov 5, 2009, 6:02:55 PM
Your rants remind me of me. i was thinking about things like your journal entry all day. Ever since my co-worker got all Jesus on me.

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not all those who wander are lost
sometimes anger can help you survive
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*tgw-Raptor Nov 4, 2009, 6:49:21 PM
hui thanks for the Fav :)

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My Portfolio:

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Concept and 3D Game Artist
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=SuperBoll Nov 4, 2009, 5:27:27 PM
You're one of those artists who make me feel like I have SOOO much left to learn.

It's an awesome feeling, thank you for that!
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*Bobbie-the-Jean Nov 4, 2009, 5:45:25 PM
Heh. After looking through your stuff, you shouldn't feel that way at all. XD You're lightyears ahead of where I was when I was your age.

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See my avatar? Daz my ARTS! Come check it out.
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=SuperBoll Nov 4, 2009, 5:48:25 PM
That makes me feel ridiculously happy, thank you very much!
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~FlawlessDog Oct 28, 2009, 4:33:10 AM
I said it over at FA, and I said it again here...Absolutely incredible work.

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oh horsefeathers...
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*Bobbie-the-Jean Oct 28, 2009, 5:19:29 AM
:D Thanks. Very kind of you to say.

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See my avatar? Daz my ARTS! Come check it out.
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~WielkiBoo Oct 24, 2009, 4:06:31 AM
You have very beautiful and inspiring gallery. I like which colors You use. Great! :hug:

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In my head my thoughts are deep. I'm off again in my World.
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~Rosella-of-Daventry Oct 23, 2009, 10:08:37 PM
Your Deviant ID is absolutely lovely, and you have a stunning gallery. :heart:
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=Hakii Oct 23, 2009, 8:54:06 PM
Wow how have I not of found your art sooner, YOUR STUFF IS AWESOME-TASTIC. I hope someday in 8778687 years I'll be able to do what you can haha. //watttch

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:bulletred::bulletorange::bulletyellow::bulletgreen::bulletblue::bulletpurple:I just don't care if it's real
That won't change how it feels
I just don't care if it's real
That won't change how it feels
My lack of give a shit, let me show you it
:iconmr-nym:
~Mr-NYM Oct 23, 2009, 5:25:38 PM
I like you.

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not all those who wander are lost
sometimes anger can help you survive
:iconbobbie-the-jean:
*Bobbie-the-Jean Oct 23, 2009, 5:26:59 PM
...until you realize I'm an obnoxious twat. >8}

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See my avatar? Daz my ARTS! Come check it out.
:iconmr-nym:
~Mr-NYM Oct 23, 2009, 5:28:20 PM
me TOO!@

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not all those who wander are lost
sometimes anger can help you survive
:iconfluffmarsh:
~fluffmarsh Oct 14, 2009, 10:11:26 AM
Your art was featured here: [link]

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Avatar Credit: Berryness
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~Faeliteas Oct 10, 2009, 10:11:18 AM
How did you make your brushes on Photoshop? ):
Also, amazing art!~
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*Bobbie-the-Jean Oct 10, 2009, 10:19:51 AM
There are a lot of good tuts on brush making. It's simple.

I am making a video tutorial on fur and will cover some brush-making techniques. If you're watching me, be on the look out for a journal entitled something like "fur tutorial." It won't be done for a long while though.

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:iconfaeliteas:
~Faeliteas Oct 11, 2009, 7:34:35 AM
Alright. Thank you. c:
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~TheHauntedFae Oct 7, 2009, 10:17:51 PM
I discovered you through a friend on another site that I do not frequent, but when I found out you were on deviant I immediatly put you on watch.

Your work is utterly amazing. I have been awed as well as scared, as some of your horror pieces are quite disturbing, but never the less Ive loved everything.

Furthermore and Im sure you get this a lot but other thne just enjoing your level of skill and I freaking LOVE your Satan convos. I mean really. Ive nearly died laughing a couple times. Sometimes they totally make my day. I'll be watching your work from now on as I love your take on furries, your horror pieces, and most of all your delighful sense of humor.

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Ghosts haunt me every night, it's just sad that I invite them.
Women who behave rarely make history
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*Bobbie-the-Jean Oct 8, 2009, 4:06:50 AM
:D Thanks! That's fairly high praise. Tis very kind of you.

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See my avatar? Daz my ARTS! Come check it out.
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